shoe-inhibitions:

When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”

illalwaysbeherenomatterwhat:

dark-forest-knight:

dirty-purple-suit:

“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “

WHAT

bepeu:

what i learned in high school

• you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher 
• there is more than one kind of cool
• if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
• not all food is edible
• who cares